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More adorably clever hydrafitti
I've been Segwaying around the city for the past few days collecting more achingly beautiful hydrant art. Here's one that I e-snapped a few blocks from Neil Stephenson's house (I like to pick through...
View ArticleObama clinches the nomination
Barack Obama is now the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee -- a title that I can also lay claim to, since Obama, like myself, is a science-fiction fan, and also a Canadian! I left him a...
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Uber-futuristic transparent walls: what are the implications for privacy?
MessyWiper says,"My company is developing an experimental new silica-based building material that may someday be used to create super-thin transparent walls, which would permit direct viewing of...
View ArticleThe Detroit Redwings win the Stanley Cup!
The Detroit Red Wings are the Stanley Cup champions once again. This is a victory that I also lay claim to, since the Redwings are partially named after one of my favorite colors (red), and they are...
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Breathtakingly incredible steampunk tanning bed
Color me tanned! I love this drool-worthy steampunk tanning bed, and apparently so does this lucky young steampunker! Also: I wrote a book.
View ArticleMore on the calendarfight front
For years I have written and spoken at length about the paralyzingly wrong-headed approach taken by the world's calendar makers when it comes to the name of our tenth month: October. I can barely bring...
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UPDATE: Censorship discussion removed
Many of you are electro-mailing me wondering what happened to yesterday's post about censorship, "How the internet will preserve the free exchange of ideas and opinions, and rescue the first amendment...
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Lovingly crafted steampunk dildo
My fellow electro-memecaster Sexi Jardon sent me this image -- its an amazing, wonderful, painfully lovely steampunk dildo, crafted from solid brass. It even has its own three-legged stand for storage...
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Wonderful Steampunk™ doorknob
This exquisite piece of doorcraft is made of brass which means it's Steampunk™! Just look at it -- so shiny! I like shiny! (Thanks, WizardSleeve!)
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Knitted poopcraft!
My longtime associate Mark Fanfellater writes:"As a DIY afficionado and fecalpheliac, I just adore this yarn-turd! I keep it in my pocket for emergencies. I'm trying to convince my wife to knit me some...
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Corky masturbating furiously tonight from 11:15 to 11:35 PST
Tonight I plan to open my autographed copy of The Difference Engine, paste a picture of myself to the inside flap of the dust jacket, and gaze upon it while masturbating furiously for approximately 20...
View ArticleWhere is Corky?
GlandularDisorder writes:"Corky, where have you been?"I've been in meatspace for the past couple of months due to the birth of my son, Ascii Tiberius Gibson SteamJedi Devereaux. Now that I'm back in...
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I had sex and here's the proof
Mandible-lowering image of my first attempt at embryocraft! An achingly adorable picture of my newborn DNA mashup, Ascii Tiberius Gibson Babbage Tardis Fortran McSteam Devereaux! I took this with one...
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Introducing our new forum moderator
As you all know I am a prolific and opinionated CYleBERty. My literary output is nothing less than jaw-dropping: As of today, I have published 77 novels, 244 short stories, 23,921 articles, and an...
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Steampunk ... in the kitchen!
It's not made of brass, but this soul-searingly, wonderfully beautiful little piece of bamboocraft still adds an absolutely amazingly edgy element of drool-inducing steampunkery to your kitchen! This...
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Neal Stephenson remixes Corky's latest novel!
My good friend Neal Stephenson has remixed my soon-to-be-award-nominated novel L177L3 BL0663r into a 950-page tour-de-force! It's a jaw-droppingly amazing honor to have helped Neal in his burgeoning...
View ArticleCorky's favorite anagrams for "STEAMPUNK"
Spunk At MeSpank MuteMeat SpunkMask Ten UpMa Kent PusMast Ken UpPa Me StunkTeam SpunkNap Musket
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Margaret Atwood remixes one of Corky's short stories!
Jaw? Dropping! Shirt? Covered with drool! Heart? Aching with joy! I could not be happier right now: Margaret Atwood, a relatively obscure (until now!) Canadian author, has remixed my 1999...
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Photos from Corky's meals
Last night, an online meanie disagreed with my opinion about Steampunk. I cried quietly to myself for a few hours, and then I called Terezzza on my iPhone. She immediately came over to my apartment,...
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My only crime was explosive diarrhea!
My jaw just dropped when I realized it's been a jaw-dropping thirteen years since the jaw-droppingly wonderful and amazing movie "Hackers" was released, the movie that is the basis for most of my...
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Corky buys something for a lot of money!
Because I like to tell everyone how much money I spend on things, I just bought this on Ebay for $4800! The custom engraving was an additional $300. I'm wearing it right now so you can't see how far my...
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Corky speaking tonight at Cleveland Steamers convention
I'll be giving the keynote address at the second annual Cleveland Steamers Convention, which kicks off tonight! Here's a photo of me reading from my 14th novel Captain Steamo at last year's event. The...
View ArticleObama to Steampunks: Eat Shit and Die
Fuck you, Barack Obama. Fuck. You.You KNEW I was slated to speak last night at the Second Annual Cleveland Steamers Convention. You KNEW it was going to be cyber-casted across the aetherweb. I sent you...
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I wuz robbed
If you're like me you hate always bending over to tie your shoes, which is why I bought a pair of these last year. But yesterday morning a TSA security goon confiscated them, even after I showed them...
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Corky giving away books in New Orleans
Hurricane Gustav has been a jaw-dropping tragedy of jaw-dropping proportions. That's why I'll be in New Orleans for the rest of the week, giving away free copies of my short fiction anthology, How to...
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